No-Kill Finance

Let me first say that I’m resisting all urges to post an April Fool’s Day blog:  An excited report on how a Nigerian prince is going to give me part of his fortune, perhaps?  Or maybe something about the benefits of playing the lotto?  (Speaking of which, congratulations to my friend, whose scratch-off success this week could be an object of inspiration and envy to all get-rich-quick schemers.)

Anyway, I didn’t set any goals for March because I seem to have forgotten I even had a blog to record them in.  Had I, though, I would’ve passed them and then some, thanks to the month’s third paycheck.  As I discussed last night, I’ve now passed my initial $1000 goal for emergency savings, and have paid off my largest outstanding debt, which leaves:

April New Month’s Resolutions

1. Pay off sole remaining debt:  I still owe about $180 to a veterinary care credit, due in large part to the mighty Thor’s advancing age.  In addition to paying it off, I’d like to avoid acquiring any new debts as well.  I’ve spent so much energy paying off my credit card every month that I run up a weekly bill with my girlfriend, who does grocery shopping and the like while I’m at work.  I need to re-evaluate my expenses and work harder at keeping costs low so I’m not owing her more money than I have to give.  After all, my next 3-paycheck month won’t be ’til September…
2. Continue to save 25% of income after Resolution #1 is accomplished:  now that I’ve hit $1000 in my emergency fund, to which I’d been contributing 25%, I plan on diversifying my savings…10% to emergency savings, 10% to the retirement fund I hope to put toward a new IRA by the end of the year, and bits and pieces here and there into various other savings sub-accounts intended for vacation, a car (a theoretical car, to be purchased in the distant future…I love my public transit), and maybe some sort of absurd present to myself, like a new TV (yeah, right).
3. Continue to focus more on school than on blogging:  yes, it’s sad to embrace it so openly, but my spotty upkeep here at No-Kill Finance over the last month has been the product of my increased focus on schoolwork, which, no offense to my readers, is a lot more important in the long run.  I’ll try to set more realistic goals for myself (see Resolution #4) so I tune in more often, but I was getting a bit too obsessed with drafting new posts, reading peer blogs, and combing through Google Analytics data…a pointless pursuit when you only have 30 or 40 hits a day.  Simply by ignoring my blog, I have hugely increased my capacity to understand the big, confusing words my chemistry professor is rambling through during each lecture.
4. Blog twice a week:  most important in succeeding at this goal will be my acceptance of the fact that blogs don’t NEED to be 1000 words long.  In studying fiction writing, I was trained to write, re-write, re-write again, then walk away for a few hours and re-write again.  This method does not work well for someone with a limited amount of time to spend on writing.  Decreasing my weekly quota, and maybe lowering my standards a bit in terms of…not quality, just fine-tuning…I think I’ll be able to keep up.
5. Work out at least twice a week:  nothing to do with finance, I know, but I’ve gained about 15 pounds since starting this blog, and I feel like being healthier will motivate me in every other aspect of my life (more alert, more energetic, more willing to blog and maybe do a few crunches instead of eating chocolate and watching television).

So, I’ve had mixed success with my resolutions in the past months (March being a noted exception:  I succeeded at living up to all zero of my resolutions that month!), but I have a good feeling about April.  This morning, the sun is out, I’m well-caffeinated, and I officially only have one month of school left until summer vacation.  Spring is great!

Returning visitors may recall that, in opposition to the unrealistic idea of holding myself to a New Years Resolution, I instead made several New Months Resolutions toward the beginning of January.  The time has come for a quick review:

Out With the Old

1.  Save 20% of my income to an ING Direct emergency fund. I’m happy to report that I overshot this one…by a very long shot, actually.  If you include all of the belated Christmas money I received (thank you, loved ones), I saved just over 53% of the money that came into my life!  And even if you don’t count the unexpected income from gifts, I still managed 30%.  I’ve been annoyed with how slowly my savings are growing, but I see in writing this blog that I’m performing so much better than I had budgeted myself to perform.

2.  Post at least 50% of my “crap” to Ebay or Amazon Marketplace. I found in starting this process that eBay and I do not get along.  And while Amazon Marketplace is lovely for buyers (it’s the source of hundreds of the books I’m now itching to get rid of), it doesn’t offer the best deal for sellers.  So, I found an alternative:  I wrote a facebook note with a list of all the DVDs and CDs I’m selling (at least 50% of my “crap”) and tagged all of my [geographically] closest friends.  So far I’ve sold about $130 worth of music and movies, and the requests are still coming in!

3.  Add at least 3 entries to this blog each week. For the first 60% of my blogging career thus far (that is, for two of the last three weeks), I was doing too good a job at this; I was obsessing over writing.  While this isn’t typically a bad thing for a creative writing graduate who has relapsed into writer’s block for the last five years, it is a bad thing for a returning student who should be devoting at least some of his brain power to chemistry.  So, after writing 4 or 5 a week for two (and a half?) weeks, I took a week off for studying.  More on that in #4.  But, strict numbers show that I made 11 entries in 3 weeks and 3 days, for a total of…3.08 entries a week.  Success again!

4.  Set aside seven hours a week (average one a day) for studying and homework. At my best, I have devoted five hours a week to studying.  This week.  But that’s following almost three weeks of not opening a single damned page of my chemistry book.  Even as I write, I realize I should be studying instead.  But I can’t abandon this, my primary source of self-accountability, totally.  I found that, in taking a week off of blogging in order to focus on my school work, I was far less capable of resisting the urge to be unproductive than I am when I’m writing here…perhaps I should just give up on school and do this full time.  (Just kidding; stay in school, kids.)

5.  Keep up with my chore list. This has been both a moderate failure and a moderate success.  In issuing myself a “procrastination challenge” last week, (though I failed colossally at focusing more on my school work) I was able to not spend so much time playing various computer games and reading random items of interest online, and therefore a lot of my important and occasionally neglected chores (animal care, general cleanliness, remembering to eat three meals a day) have become part of my daily routine.  But, in becoming part of the daily routine, I have forgotten to check them off of my chore list, thus I have forgotten to look at my chore list, thus some of the less crucial – but still important – chores (e.g. “Brush cat hair off of furniture”) have been overlooked for a whole month now.  I’ll have to modify that in this glorious New Month:

In With the New

1.  Save 25% of my income to an ING Direct emergency fund. In spite of the fact that I surpassed 50% last month, that may be a bit high to set as a given expectation.  But 20% isn’t cutting it!  I’m working full time during school, which I wasn’t planning on doing when I set down the 20% goal.  The result of this is that I’m making a lot more money than I planned on, and I have a lot less free time in which to spend it!  25% should be easy to meet and surpass (perhaps I can hit the $1000 mark in the emergency fund!), but by refraining from putting down a 45% goal, I’m not setting myself up for inherent disappointment.  After all, Christmas checks only come once a year…

2.  Add at least 3 entries to this blog EVERY week. Next month I won’t skew the numbers by taking an average…I’m new to blogging (perhaps you could tell that by my 2000-word entries), but I understand it well enough to know that taking a week off can hurt, in terms of readership.  Things have been going well here at No-Kill Finance (better than I expected they would after only 4 weeks!), and I should keep up the momentum.  Even if that means having to work harder to keep up with my next goal…

3.  Set aside seven hours a week (average one a day) for studying and homework. Yes, I still want (and need) to make this work.  This is a personal finance blog, and what’s more important to my financial future than my ability to pursue the career I want?  I need to get an A in this class, and frankly, I didn’t find it too difficult to be first in the class last semester.  So, now that I’m working 7 extra hours a week and trying to maintain a blog in my free time, I’m struggling.  But that doesn’t mean I need to drop one of those distractions so it can be easy.  It shouldn’t be easy.  It should be a challenge, and I should rise to accept it.

4.  Settle school finances before it’s too late! All this talk about school reminds me of a key point:  I haven’t paid for it yet!  I need to look into private loans (since, as a “non-degree-seeking graduate student,” I don’t qualify for federal loans) and sign up ASAP, because I’m sure the university doesn’t take kindly to delinquent payments.

5.  Find some time (somewhere) to see friends. One of the sadder aspects of being so busy is that I, a somewhat aloof fellow to begin with, haven’t seen some of my closest friends for months (over a year in one case).  This is absurd.  Some of these people live less than a mile from my apartment.  For all the rough patches that my friends have seen me through, no excuse (particularly not, “I hardly have any free time, and I’d like to devote what free time I do have to online gaming”) is good enough to neglect them for so long.  So, to any friends reading this, feel free to call me up and get on my ass about scheduling a rendez-vous some time in February.  (Mention this article and get a free beer at a neighborhood bar!  Why am I cutting prices like this?  Because I’m craaaazy!)

6.  Keep up with chore list. For real this time. All day, every day.  Starting now.  Bye!

Today’s post will serve two purposes:  to make a point, and to apologize ahead of time in case I don’t show up around these internets til the weekend…

See, in spite of my resolution to devote seven hours a week to school, I’ve been putting in…well, roughly zero.  I was sick pretty much all through last week, and didn’t attend a single class, discussion, or lab.  Upon my reappearance in class this morning, I found out I was two chapters behind the class.  Two chapters’ worth of complicated chemical energy transfers, enthalpy, entropy, and a bunch of other concepts that I only vaguely understand (not to mention words I can’t pronounce).  There’s homework due tomorrow night, and a quiz next week.  Obviously, I need to play catch-up.

This doesn’t intimidate me.  It should, I know, but I am sadly so very experienced with procrastination that it just occurs naturally to me at this point.  I am intimately familiar with the stress of the last-minute hustle, the crunch time, and the pre-test cram…so much that it sometimes doesn’t occur to me that these are not appropriate ways to manage tasks.  But expecting stress can’t possibly be as healthy as avoiding it.

I’ve found that the best way to overcome procrastination is just to, well, do things.  Get them over with.  It feels immensely rewarding and it’s usually not nearly as difficult as you build it up to be.  (Says the guy writing a blog instead of studying.)

BUT.  It takes a lot of motivation – and, in my case, a very good mood – to muster up that sort of proactive thinking.  It’s hard-wired in my behavior to procrastinate, and I so rarely try to change anything about my hard-wired behavior.  But that’s what this whole personal finance thing has been about, so why not give procrastination a shot, too?

For the rest of the week, I’ll try the procrastination challenge:  no, “I’ll do the dishes after this episode of Seinfeld,” no, “One more level before I start homework.”

Instead, just, “Damn it, Justin, get off your ass and do it now!”

It’s true, I’m not particularly stressed about how far I’ve fallen behind in school.  But I should be.  And I can catch up with a little effort, and a whole lot of, “Do it now.”